- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

kennah campion when she talks

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

SHUT UP JP

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How many light bulbs? 1

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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