- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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