- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

your face

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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