- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

the WNBA.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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