- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Hello penis

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

who do we all like george goodburn

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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