- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Women's Rights

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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