- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Charlie Sheen is winning

A black man walks out of a police station

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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