Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Tony Romo

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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