- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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