- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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