- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

school homewrok

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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