What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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