I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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