- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

knock knock go away

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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