- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

9/11 my birthday

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??