What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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the redsox

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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