... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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13 =B you just learned something

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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