Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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test test

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Anti Joke

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