You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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