- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

I'm Polish.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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