Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

My three children are three big mistakes.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

No your aunties a joke

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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