- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

George W. Bush

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Jersey Shore.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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