What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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