- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

the sky is green no it is not

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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