How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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