Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Your mums a potato

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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