Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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