A lot eh?

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you give like i give lomain

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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He--Hey guys

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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