i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

what is 3+3= 8

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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