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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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