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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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