- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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