- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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