- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

a black man pays his child support

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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