- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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