- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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