- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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