- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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