Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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