- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

someone called someone else a frog

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

The GOV and the WHO?

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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