Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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