- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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