- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Women's rights.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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