- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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