- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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