- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

That's illegal What? Your mom

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

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