- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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