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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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