Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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