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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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