- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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