A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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I'm hungry.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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