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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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su algato es en fuego

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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