Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Women's rights.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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