Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Women's rights.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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