- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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