- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Whats funny? Your face.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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