A American seeking into mexico

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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