- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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