- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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