What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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