A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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