- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

white or wheat? wheat please.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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