- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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