Penis chickens

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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