What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Hello

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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