- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Women.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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