- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Barack Obama.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

you will like this because i am black.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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