- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

69

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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