- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i wonder who made this website? a human

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??