Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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