- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

i wonder who made this website? a human

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