- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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