roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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