- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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