Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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