A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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