- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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