- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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