- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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