- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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