- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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