A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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