- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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