- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Good job, son.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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