what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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