- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Whats two plus two Four!

black people swimming

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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