What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Dane Cook makes a joke.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

all these jokes are horrible now

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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