- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What does two plus two equal? 4

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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