A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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