johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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