Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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