What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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