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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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no rasist joks

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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PENIS lol

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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