Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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