Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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