- Anti Joke

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!