Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Women's Rights.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What's the difference between a duck?

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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